Tuesday, July 4, 2017
Happy Fourth Of July!!!
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs
The sign says:
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybodies watching her.
She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4 Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog
to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .
NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this
point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the
paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within
minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and
says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn
frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
' LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this
ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!
Now that I have that off my chest,,lol. Thought you were going to get a patriotic pep talk? Silly Peeps!!
Yes celebrate today! But be careful. Stay sober. Eat to much. Do not blow up your grill. Love the time with your family and friends.
PLEASE REMEMBER WHY WE CELEBRATE!!