Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Looking For a Few Good Business Partners~~Deal Goes Down On October 21, 2011!

It seems, according to those in the Biblical Know, my sexual orientation precludes me from being Ruptured on October 21, 2011 with all you Righteous People. HEY IS THE REVEREND CAMPING KEEPS PICKING DATES EVENTUALLY HE HAS TO GET ONE RIGHT!!.

This morning I read an article by Bruce Watson entitled 'What Would the Rapture Do to Real Estate Prices?'  Yes kiddies my mind went wild with the possibilities of Turning A Profit after the Rapture.


From the article; 'While the broader impact of mankind's final days raises some powerful philosophical and theological questions, I live in New York, where everything from environmentalism to religion is filtered through the lens of rents and property values. Camping predicted that everyone who wasn't called into heaven would be completely obliterated, but other theorists -- including LaHaye -- imagine a post-Rapture world in which those who are not pulled into heaven will remain on Earth. Which leads to an important question: Where will those who are left behind hang their hats?'
'Recent events -- notably Wall Street's 2008 meltdown -- would seem to suggest that bankers are not among those who will be ruptured, which means that some version of the current rental/mortgage structure would likely be a part of the post-Rapture world. Admittedly, a plummeting supply of tenants and landowners would likely drive prices down, but would the effect be consistent across the country, or would certain areas be especially hard hit? In short, what would a post-Rapture real-estate market look like?'

Do You See The Possibilities? On the morning of October 20, 2011; we make extremely low offers on expensive properties in very good areas. After Rapture, when the owners of those properties are gone; we will have an offer in place. Bankers, being the greedy bastards they are and being stuck with so many abandoned properties will accept our offers to get out from under the mortgage. The we rent or sell these good properties and take our PROFIT and do it all again until we own a large section of the United States.

At this point, and using the confusion that will be inevitable Post Rapture, we declare ourselves to be OUR OWN COUNTRY. Establish a police force and army to protect our sovereign land. At the same time we form a group to promote commerce with other areas of the United States and eventually other countries. We get Switzerland, Ireland or Iceland to establish embassies, on properties we control, giving us Legitimacy(I picked those three countries because they will acknowledge anyone that calls themselves an Autonomous Region.)

DO YOU SEE THE POSSIBILITIES? DO YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF A NEW COUNTRY. AT THE MOMENT THE WORKING NAME FOR OUR NEW COUNTRY IS 'LETSDOITRIGHTFORACHANGEASTAN'.

Can you tell I am excited!  I am jumping out of my skin, lol!


I will give you a very good price on this one because the neighborhood is a little questionable and frankly I do not see many from this area being Ruptured, lol.

If interested leave a message at the Blog or at FaceBook. We Will Be Epic!!!

Love ya,
Night

PS....I AM SERIOUS!! GET ON THE TRAIN TO  'LETSDOITRIGHTFORACHANGEASTAN'.

1 comment:

  1. Night-

    A nice plan. I would suggest that you go REALLY cheap on your offer, as prices will have an immediate plummet, followed by slow growth. Also, focus on urban real estate, as exurbs will be less likely to recover their value.

    Also, you might want to give some thought to the best methods for identifying Rapturous properties. I'd look for telltale signs like cars with fish stickers on the back and similar forms of religious advertisement.

    Thanks for the shout-out!

    Bruce Watson

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