Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Oh Those Swaying Hips

Watching those swaying hips hypnotizingly tempting us to get closer in hopes of a party in the biblical sense. But when those hips are attached to a cow most men draw the line in the sexual sand. Notice I said most men, lol.

Two men in New York were arrested for sex with cows and filming it. Is there a market for 'cow sex films'? They were discovered when the farmer noticed that his cows were more nervous than usual and were giving less milk.

Two thoughts come to mind. First ewwwwwww!!! Second, I need to switch to soy or almond milk. I am pretty sure a man can not screw an almond or a soy bean.

I have so many questions, lol. Does one need a stool to stand on to reach an optimal man/cow height for sex? Does the cows tail cause problems or is it a sexual enhancer? Does man and cow reach orgasm simultaneously or do cows even have orgasms? I am sure all will be answered at the trial, lol.

Th extent of human depravity never ceases to amazing me.

"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on, However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine", Ayatollah Khomeini.

I would advise all villages close to Herkimer County, N.Y. to start buying their milk from suppliers in other areas. You just never know who has screwed your cows!!!



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