Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Little Head Dilemma

Its another case of a man living by the word of his little head and ignoring that common sense put forth by his big head.

From a story out of Sioux Falls, South Dakota; 'Dean Cochrun, 28, is asking for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. He also asks in the lawsuit that his foreskin be restored "in the hopes I could feel whole again," though he acknowledged that he didn't expect such a restoration to be anything more than aesthetic.'

Lets break that down for you people living under a rock; Mr Cochrun wants his foreskin surgical replaced so he can enjoy what he thinks he has been missing.

A little background on Mr Cochrun.

1. He is acting as his own lawyer. Finally a case that a lawyer would not take, lol.

2. It took him 28 years figure out that he had been circumcised. 28 YEARS!!! Did he never look down? Is he a member of a religion that bans mirrors? Did he never have a girlfriend that said, "WOW this is really clean?

3. Now for the kicker. He is in jail convicted on a charge of kidnapping. Where is he going to use his penis. Circumcised or not. HMMM!! Maybe a circumcised penis would be appreciated where he is now living.

I want to send good wishes to Mr Cochrun on the search for his foreskin. The one thing that I am sure will come his way is an award for being one of this worlds 'stupiddest people'.

Now where is my craft paper and magic markers so I can make that award.


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