I have been reading an article entitled 'Testicle Squeezing In Street Fight Causes Man's Death' and I automatically and unconsciously reached between my legs in a protective manner. How is it possible that one can die of having your testicles squeezed.
The story from China News 24 states, "There are worse ways to die, but you probably don't want to think about them, especially if you're a guy."
"A Chinese man was reportedly killed last week when a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space."
"An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it."
"The resulting fight escalated, leading the woman to call her husband and brother, who in turn got into a more violent fist fight with the shopkeeper, according to the website. At some point in the fracas, the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed. He was taken to a hospital for treatment and later died."
DAMN!! Do not piss a Chinese woman off!!
Now I know that in moments of passion a woman has been known to give them babies a little squeeze but in my experience there is a pleasurable component to that process even though pain may be associated with that passionate squeeze. The intensity of this Chinese woman's squeeze had to be tremendous.
I picture this poor shop keeper writhing in pain like a fish at the end of the line. His eyes bulging out and his words unintelligible through his screams.
I have no idea if she was charged with anything. Assault and battery? Unlawful ping pong game on a busy street?
I hear that the United States Embassies in China has issued 'ball squeezing' warning to US citizens with the suggestion that all males wear 'protective gear' at all times when in public.
A google search of 'testicle squeezing' brings up an amazing amount of articles in the subject. The ones that worry me most are in search of information as to method with younger girls asking about technique and results.
If woman perfect this technique men are up shit creek. This is the A-Bomb of sexual power that will give full control to women and relegate men to actually having to give that allusive orgasm we have been promising since the dawn of time.
Two things are certain for me at this point. I will learn to be more attentive to my partners needs for the sake of my balls.
And I will not eat at a Chinese restaurant without protective gear in place.