I am loved by those who hate each other.
I am courted by those who can not agree.
I have dinner with the tax collector and the military enthusiast.
They hang on my every word.
I am happy because I am in control.
I walk the line only stepping off when it suits me.
I pull ideas from every where and mold them to my ways.
I live life according to no set scripture.
I am religious and yet not religious.
I will love you today and hate you tomorrow.
You are my bitch and I know it.
I give support only when it suits me.
I crave the attention my path affords me.
You have to satisfy me multiple times to get any satisfaction in return.
I sleep with you tonight and your enemy tomorrow.
You love me and shower me with gifts.
I am the object of your desire.
I am the path to your goals.
You tread lightly around me because I am all important to your goals.
I might be gay.
I might be straight.
I am white, or black, or latino or oriental.
I am an American Indian.
I live in every state and every city.
I am in your family.
I am out of the closet.
I was never in the closet.
I am loved by the left, the right and everyone else.
I am needed more than the base.
Without me you are unemployed.
With me you can make the changes I want or I will fire you.
I am the desire of your campaign.
I AM THE AMERICAN MODERATE VOTER AND I HAVE ALL YOU POLITICAL HOPEFULS BY THE BALLS.
Now go get me an ice cream sundae and make it quick!!!!