Australia~~A Beautiful Country~~Where Even The Animals Are Stoned!!

In my mind if you want to get high, in a legal way, you head to Holland. There is nothing like a nice morning cappuccino with a joint on the side. What a way to get your day off to a good start, lol. But it seems that the Australians have out done the Dutch in the 'World Of The Natural and Never Ending High'.

I ran across this article yesterday and was fascinated. 'Crop Circles Created By Wallabies 'Stoned' On Opium, Australian Officials Say'.  It seems that the Wallabies are have been wandering into the 'Opium Fields' and getting Ripped. 'Wallabies have been eating the crops and essentially getting "high as a kite," according to an Australian official who talked to the BBC. The marsupials are eating the poppies that grow on the plants, which are used to make painkillers like morphine.'

Australia grows 50% of the worlds legal opium. There is a fun fact!!

Once the wallabies are high as kites it seems that they wander out into the fields and create 'Crop Circles'. Yeppers!! It is not Aliens; well at least in Australia. 'The hopped-up creatures often walk around in the fields, creating crop circles that initially confused farmers, The Global Post reported. It's not just the wallabies having a good time inflicting damage on the medical crops -- sheep have also been seen tramping on the crops.' 

I have it on good authority that the Global Post Did Not Hack The Wallabies Cell Phones To Get This Information. In a related story; 'Field Reporters, from the Global Post have had the 'Munchies' ever since they started covering this story, lol.

The article goes further, 'It turns out the animal kingdom is crawling with its fair share of stoners. Reindeer are said to seek out "magic" mushrooms to escape the reality of long, harsh winters, according to one researcher. The hallucinatory fungi apparently have the same effect on them as they do on humans.' By The Way, this particular researcher was last sited 'Prancing Through The Woods' holding hands with a particularly 'Amorous Reindeer'.

my research has uncovered pictures of 'Stoned Animals' from all around the world. This is not just an Australian problem.

        The Chinese have seen a market for 'Paraphanalia For Stoner Animals'.

I HOPE TO GOD MY DOG DOES NOT SEE THIS PICTURE!!! I AM NOT TAKING MIDNIGHT RIDES ACROSS THE TRACKS TO HER SUPPLIER AND THEN STOPPING AT WENDYS TO QUENCH HER MUNCHIES.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! MY DOG LOVES WENDYS!!

Love ya,

Night