It is May 21, 2011, 10am EST. I am monitoring world events so I can keep us all apprised of the flow of disasters that may be headed our way. Kiddies this is serious stuff. Please be prepared.
I was at the grocery store a little while ago, stocking up on Ding Dongs, and was surprised to see that there has been no rush on the stores for food supplies. This tells me that the pubic, at least here in and around Myrtle Beach, SC, are not taking this seriously. I fear for your mortal lives!!
I do not want you to look out your window and see this site when your pantry is devoid of Snack Cake Products that can see you through this crisis.
If you are not physically prepared; PLEASE PLEASE, be spiritually prepared. It does not matter what church you attend, what name you call God or what religious text you study because God is God is God and there is no getting around that fact.
If I am still here later tonight I will post an all clear and we can let loose a sigh of relief together. Be strong Kiddies. Live today with love in your heart and hope for your fellow humans. Live every day like that because if you do; the next time we have a call to rapture you will be ready and will not even have to worry about your Ding Dong supplies.
PS....I was trying to stock up on Ho Ho's but DJ Annie Lane has staked a claim to the worlds supply!!!