Monday, May 30, 2011

Desperate PBS Premieres Nova: Boobs A-Bouncin'

That is the head line that greeted me this morning. There seems to have been so much discussion, on Second Life, about AVI Physics especially as it pertains to AVI Breats Movement. It is no wonder that PBS, Public Broadcasting System, thought a show covering the 'Science Of Boob Movement and the Titillation caused by that movement, would help revive its revenue flow; in light of recent losses of Public Monies to fund the network.

This report was picked up off The Onion News Service this morning:

ARLINGTON, VA—Scrambling to secure much-needed funding, the Public Broadcasting Service began its spring pledge drive Monday with the debut broadcast of Nova: Boobs A-Bouncin'. "We at PBS are proud to present this latest installment in our award-winning science series," PBS spokesperson David Brennan said of the two-hour special devoted to the science of breast mobility. "As you'll see, Boobs A-Bouncin' covers all the ups-and-downs, side-to-sides, and other various jiggling patterns associated with the physics of breasts in motion. Please enjoy this episode, and please, please call the number at the bottom of your screen to donate." Faced with a similar budget shortfall, NPR announced last week that it had retooled its popular show Fresh Air so that Terry Gross would now conduct all her interviews from a Sybian.

For those of you living under a rock; a Sybian or Sybian saddle, is a masturbation device designed for use by females, developed by dance instructor Dave Lampert in the 1980s. It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center.[1] Various attachments can be added to the rod, which vibrates, rotates and may also stimulate the clitoris externally. The intensity of the movements produced can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian's base.

                           I am so watching this show when it debuts, lol.

I am going to suggest that PBS change the word 'PUBLIC' to 'PUBIC' to better represent the Cumming changes in their programing.

                       I knew there was something special about Sarah Palin's laugh!!

Love ya,

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