Saturday, February 26, 2011

I Am Queen Of The World!! Where Is My Crown?

I love being a woman. It seems that the slightest smile, on even a questionably good looking woman, can open doors, advance you in lines while waiting to pay for things and give you an edge in many situations. And believe me; when I have to wait in line for an early morning cup of coffee; getting that hot wonderful cup of wake up orgasmic liquid in my hands is crucial to how I deal with people that rest of the day.

Damn!! Be right back!!

                                   Look at this while I am gone!!

Ahhh!! I have my coffee now!!

 Being a woman brings great responsibility. It is not to be taken lightly. Men have fought wars over women. Whole industries turn on our whims. The future of civilizations have turned on what lies between our legs. Yes, a heavy responsibility indeed.

“Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes";”
~~Clare Boothe Luce

This is so true. Women are always lumped together. Our color, religion, socioeconomic background or physical stature does not matter. If one of us fails we fail as a group. Men can fail at everything and still have someone break that failure down to some small aspect of that particular man. Now this sucks but it is our cross to bear.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.”
~~Clare Boothe Luce

Here is an example of the point I was just making.  We are  accused of talking to much. A blanket of a statement that has covered us all for ages. Men slip under the radar when It comes to talking. Have you ever been sitting in a bar when some guy comes up and tries to impress you. OMG! His mouth moves so fast, for so long and says so little that my head spins making me look like that little girl from Omen.

“The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there”
~~Betty Grable

All through the ages women have been put on pedestals. Pedestals now seem just for sculpture. But women belong in a lofted position. Looking out over what we have created. A place where we can be adored and worshiped. Not as the Goddess' I believe we are but just as a simple deity that holds the future of the human race(OMG! I am in that race!) within her shapely smooth thighs.

“There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.” ~~Washington Irving

Now this guy gets it. Things go bad and men fall apart. The stock market crashes and men are jumping out of windows. The slightest thing goes askew and Chicken Little(a male remember) runs around yelling; "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"  And while all the crises and disruptions go on causing men to take flight; it is women that hold civilization together.

“Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive”
~~Leslie McIntyre

Oh Yes!! Women can go out and compete with men in any endeavor these days. From invention to fighting wars but when the end of work day whistle blows we better get back home, before the men, and make a happy home for them. Can you even imagine a world where women could not do everything. It is true we are expected to do everything. But when it comes right down to it; WE CAN DO EVERYTHING.

So sisters; when your boobs sag and hurt with age, when you hormones run amok every twenty eight days, when you are in bed making believe your man is 'the greatest lover' or when you are chasing children around trying to make it safe enough for them to survive to take over the job of saving the world, or become a man, hold your heads up high and smile. YOU ARE IN CONTROL!!

Love ya,

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