Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Jesus Christ Created The First Zombie!!

Jesus went to a town called Nain, and his disciples and a large crowd went along with him. As he approached the town gate, a dead person was being carried out - the only son of his mother, and she was a widow. And a large crowd from the town was with her. When the Lord saw her, his heart went out to her and he said, "Don't cry."
Then he went up and touched the coffin, and those carrying it stood still. He said "Young man, I say to you, get up!" The dead man sat up and began to talk, and Jesus gave him back to his mother.
They were all filled with awe and praised God. "A great prophet has appeared among us," they said. "God has come to help his people." This news about Jesus spread throughout Judea and the surrounding country.

Luke 7:11-17

In Luke's own words he proves that Jesus created a zombie. Hebrew word for zombie מטומטם
Two thousand years later we are at the brink of 'The Zombie Appocolypse' and are ill prepared to deal with it. Even though the bible, in Luke's own words, proves to us that zombies are a reality; Christianity has failed to prepare its followers for what will be an annihilation of the human race.

Few people are prepared. Governments, with their halfhearted outlook play down the coming epidemic. When I look at the failures of most of the worlds religions and the worlds governments I see gross incompetence in protecting our species.

Governments want to concentrate on 'cyber attacks' and ignore the inevitable. There will be few left to man computers and attack anything once the 'Zombie Hords' are gnawing off the arms of computer geeks everywhere.

Major sections of the bible tell The Easter Story or how Jesus rose as a zombie.
  • Matthew 28:1-20
  • Mark 16:1-19
  • Luke 24:1-53
  • John 20:1 – 22:25
Many religions take communion as one of their sacraments. We are taught that in communion we are consuming the 'body and blood' of Jesus Christ. I see this as a clear sign that Jesus Christ, histories most famous zombie, was giving us instructions in the 'ways of the zombie.

Is Further Proof Needed??

The above chart shows a hierarchy of historical zombies and their goals toward 'global domination'. It shows how those historical zombies, who have reached zombifcation through different means, want to dominate the human species. Conversions to religions that ill prepare humans for what is coming and a culture that teaches us that zombies are to be feared but revered at the same time makes us weak against their attack. Easy prey for the flesh eaters.

I believe that only 1% of the worlds population are even remotely prepared for this inevitable attack. That 1% will not be able to hold out very long against an army that neither cares what happens to them and is on a feeding frenzy.

Kiddies get you heads out of the sand and look at the mounting evidence. Search for the truths about the little reported zombie attacks, in the 20th Century, in Southeast Asia, during WWI and WWII, after the recent Japanese tsunami and here in the United States after Hurricane Katrina.

Knowledge and preparation may save you but only if you begin to prepare NOW!!!!!

Good Luck!!

Love Ya,

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