Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Real Housewives Of?~~Where The F$$K Are They From??

The Real Housewives of New York City?
The Real Housewives of New Jersey?
The Real Housewives of Atlanta?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
The Real Housewives of Orange County?
The Real Housewives of Mars?
The Real Housewives of Alpha Centuri?
The Real Housewives of KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I want people to stop blaming President George Bush for how that world looks at The United States. Reality Television has done more to Tarnish Our Image than any president, politician or war could tarnish it. Can you imagine the reaction of some Finnish or Danish family to any episode of the Real Housewives Series. OMFG!!! They would think we were a bunch of stuck up, spoiled, incompetent, over paid, under talented, country club dwellers and family hating bitches who do not have an iota of knowledge as to what a REAL HOUSEWIFE actually does.

Where is the baby puke, dirty diapers, food the husband bitches about, daughters sneaking out in the middle of the night to party, gardening, dishes in the sink, dusting, floor waxing, Baby Bottom Rash, kids running around McDonald's during the only meal they are getting out this week and husbands rolling over for sex and sleeping most of the way through it because they put in a hard day at a real job.

Here is what foreign viewers see when they are unfortunately get  stuck watching this tripe masquerading as television.

Here is what a Real Housewife faces everyday. Need to add some children to this picture.

I think Real Housewives should grab their rolling pins and beat the first television executive that they come across until they have a show named:

The Real Housewives Of The United States~~The Trailer Park Years.


The Real Housewives Of The United States~~With Their Babies There Hips.


The Real Housewives Of Amsterdam~~The Red Light District Years.

Now there would be some fun television, LOL!

If you are looking for pictures of Real Housewives go no further than these two pictures:

I beg you to stop watching these Real Housewives Bullshit Television and get them off the air.

I am not a Real Housewife in any sense and I am a Spoiled Bitch but enough is enough.


Love ya,

PS....OMG and do not get me started on the Bachelor or the Bachelorette,,,Puke City!!!

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