Finally!!!~~~Laws To Protect MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

We protect, through the passage of People Specific Laws almost everyone. Civil Rights Law protects the rights of minorities and others.  Hate Crime Laws protect a wide range of our citizenry. But finally people are talking about laws that protect a group of people that I proudly am a member. No not Italian Americans. No not people with metal in their ankles and an artificial lens in their left eye. And certainly not people with golf handicaps that need a calculator added to their golf bag as standard equipment. All groups that I am a member and proud of it.

A discourse has begun on the protection of the rights of UGLY PEOPLE. Yes UGLY PEOPLE!! Let me repeat that because it is very important. UGLY PEOPLE!!!!!

As a young man I had my momentary flashes of life on the GOOD LOOKING PEOPLES PLAYING FIELD. As a teenager, in my college years and my army years I held my own. But time and gravity have not been kind to me. So now I am embarrassing my UGLY SIDE.

My first introduction to the Ugly Lifestyle was in  Rapid City, South Dakota back in the late 70's when I was playing in a Rugby Tournament for The University of North Dakota. I encountered a team from Colorado affectionately called UGILI. It was a name short for 'THE UGLY BROTHERS RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB'.

This chance meeting should have been a fore bearer of what was to come for me because I was readily accepted into the group. If I would have know then what I know now I would have moved to Colorado and fully absorbed myself into that group.

So now, after all these years, people have started discussing protections for MY SPECIES. This discussion is way to late to improve my life but we do need it to protect all the future generations of UGLY CHILDREN we will be bringing into this cruel world.

"One study showed that an American worker who was among the the bottom one -seventh in looks, as assessed by randomly chosen observers, earned 10 to 15 percent less per year than a similar worker whose looks were assessed in the top one-third -- a lifetime difference, in a typical case, of about $230,000."

So they even want to keep the ugly poor. That explains a lot of what I see walking around Wal-Mart on any given day.

As I think back through history; ugly people come to mind that I now see as discriminated against.

Can you imagine what The Hunchback of Notre Dame could have accomplished had he been better looking and was given the chance of a college education. I believe, had he had his rights protected, he could have been wealthy and married Esmeralda. Oh the children they could have raised together.

Look at this poor baby. There is no future for him if his rights are not protected. All I see for him is a life of crime; living in the under belly of some large city collecting the scrapes left by THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

Ok! I know I am having a little fun with this but in reality it is a serious problem. Discrimination, in any form, is the lowest act a human can perpetrate against another without doing actual physical harm. It simply can not be tolerated.

I remember a 'Twilght Zone' or 'Outer Limits' show where  a woman was being forced to have plastic surgery. The woman in question was very good looking. All through the show you wondered why she needed plastic surgery. In the end, when she was being wheeled into the operating room, we finally got a glimpse of the other people inhabiting this planet. All, under our way of thinking, were very ugly. But in their existence it was the women who was different and therefore ugly.

It is said that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' but when the public eye has the mind set that we have today; the less beautiful have little chance for success.

Do me a favor today.  KISS AN UGLY PERSON.. AND FOR GODS SAKES START WITH ME!!!

Randy