WOOHOO!! Now we know where all the married men are being dragged today. They act like they do not want to go but we all know that their heads will be bobbling around taking in every sweet little butt and panty style in site. Victoria Secrets is the married women's answer to 'having to say she has a headache'!! 'OOOO Baby we were at Victoria's today,, think back to that and do that laundry by hand!'
Tell me that does not get your, errrrrrrr, heart pumping!!
And By The Way; it is also where you will find most of the unmarried men staking claim to a good viewing position and then acting like they are uninterested. I have my place all scoped out, LOL.
Do I have your attention now!!!
Labor Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the first Monday in September that celebrates the economic and social contributions of workers. HMMM!! Really!!
Yeppers; that's is what all the books say but it has come to mean so much more especially to the 'Beach Going Public'. Labor Day is the last 'in season' weekend at most beaches. That means an 'Official End To Summer'. One last chance to show off that bikini and tan. A final summer BBQ and Beer Bash. A last chance to see the Exotic dancers, at Myrtle Beach, before the really good looking ones go south for the winter and the clubs bring in, what we affectionately call, 'The Dirty Leg Girls. And BTW these off season dancers are my favorite ones. Locally grown produce is always better than imported veggies.
I can see the emails, letters and harassing phone calls pouring in after saying that one,,lol.
Labor day also means school has arrived, football has started(and the start of football means the IQ in Texas drops at least 20 points per Texan) and water sports become an indoor affair practiced by only the finest individuals of our land.
Labor Day, according to some cretins, is the last time a women should wear white before Easter. Who The F$$K made that rule up. Women, especially the ones that have managed a classic summer tan, look incredibly sexy in white. Ladies wear white and PLEASE wear one of those SEXY PANTIES you are buying today at Victoria Secrets Panty Raid Sale; in a sweet color that shows through the white dress and drives men crazy at church next Sunday. There is nothing that tops a boring sermon better than the site if a pale purple pair of Victoria's Thongs peaking through a white cotton dress.
I am penciling in church this Sunday!!! YEAH!!!
With Labor Day passing we look toward the Fall Season. A time of foliage color changes, a crispness arriving to fill the air and make outside walks invigorating and later in the Fall warm apple cider sipped while sitting and rocking on the front porch while trying to remember the sight of those gorgeous young and well put together girls at the Victoria Secrets Panty Raid Sale that you are attending today with your wife who is trying to fit a size 'God I Remember When These Panties Fit Me' into an 'OMG Where Did My Youth Go Body' that has seen the birth of 3 children in 5 years. YOUR BASTARDS FOR RUINING HER BODY FOR HER!!!
Taking a BIG Breath here and pressing on,,lol.
If you had just ADOPTED you would be rolling over to a Kathy Ireland every morning instead of a Rosie O'Donnell. YOU SICK F$$K'S!!!!
WooHooo!! Almost done,lol!!
So what is the point of all this ranting and raving on what really should be a happy day off with family and friends. I have no freaking idea really! I saw the advertisement for Victoria Secrets Panty Raid Sale and lost my mind for a few minutes.
Look at this picture again!! What a place to lose you mind!!!!!
Some Disclaimers Before The law Suits Start Rolling In:
To Rosie O'Donnell; All in fun I think your great.
To Kathy Ireland; I apologize for putting you in the same sentence as Rosie O'Donnell.
To Rosie O'Donnell; All in fun I think your great, lol.
To Married Women; Y'all are fantastic,,keep trying on those panties,,I am watching!!
To married men; Sleep in the beds you have made and learn to love it.
To the Staff at Victoria's; A fantastic job fulfilling the dreams of women and the fantasies of men every where.
I will now go and take my place where I can watch all the comings and going at The Victoria Secrets Panty Raid Sale.
Randy
PS.....There is no truth to the rumor that I am a paid advertiser for The Victoria Secrets Panty Raid Sale. I am simply a fan of their products and the show that is available at most of their stores during The Victoria Secrets Panty Raid Sale.
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