It's Time For Your Office Seasonal Event

Yeppers kiddies your office Christmas party is now your office seasonal event. Political correctness has now downgraded your celebration of the birth of Christ down to a yearly happening without any religious significance at all.

God forbid, hmmm was it safe to invoke God there, we acknowledge that Christmas is a religious holiday and not on the same par as the coming of strawberry season or baseball season. Maybe if Jesus was born in a Yankees uniform he would get more respect.

Political correctness, which basically is a case of the many trying to please the few, is slowly destroying our basic values in a quest to please a few people who do not hold the majority opinion. And for full disclosure; I am not a Christian so this rant does not come from my religious beliefs.

I long for a Walton's Christmas where a pair of jeans was a gift that would make John Boy happy for a year. Now days that pair of jeans would cost Ma Walton $100 or the equivalent of a months groceries for her family. By the way; I want congratulate those who recognized the Walton reference as the pioneer family and not those of the Walmart empire, lol.

I strongly believe that two generations from now Christmas may become a myth of the past. Replaced by The End Of Year Shopping Event. Grandparents will tell tales of Christmas' past to looks of bewilderment and disbelief on the faces of their grand children.

Why does a belief in God or the desire to celebrate God scare people so much? Why does one person have to try and belittle one person's beliefs in order to bolster their own beliefs? Good questions for theologians and think tank gurus.

For me the questions are simpler I think. Well maybe not, lol. Like; what the fuck is wrong with a Christmas season? Why do we boycott a business on First Street for not using Christmas in their advertisements and then boycott one on Second Street for using Christmas in their advertisements. I picture confused children wandering from First to Second Street with their eyes bugging out and parents who can not explain this behavior.

Seasonal events are the coming of the flowers in spring and the leaves turning colors in the fall. Seasonal events are the opening day of baseball season and football season. Seasonal events are the annual picking of fresh strawberries and blueberries.

You might even say that a seasonal event is when I get laid, lol.

But Christmas, Hanukkah, Easter, Thanksgiving, New Years, Fourth of July and many other days are religious and national HOLIDAYS. Not Events!!!

Celebrate YOUR holidays with pride and kick political correctness to the curb where the street washer can sweep it up and trash it with all the other garbage.

Here is a less than politically correct joke to get you started.

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese man are sent to a holding area on the road to heaven. An angel comes and tells them that they have to run through this intricate line of hooks and knives to be able to continue on their journey.

The Frenchman runs through first and his arm is cut off.

The Chinese man runs through next and his leg is cut off.

The American hesitantly runs through and comes out the other side looking to be in one piece. He starts to celebrate when he notices the Chinese man rolling around on the floor laughing and yelling;
Lookey Lookey Balls On Hookey!!!

Politically correct that bitch, lol.

Randy