We Are Watching The Wrong Border

All eyes seem to be trained on the USA/Mexico border but it is my opinion we are looking in the wrong direction. Our eyes should be looking north not south.

The USA/Canada border poses far greater threats than our southern border. These threat come in many forms and are constantly overlooked because everyone loves Canada. This love of Canada is used as a blindfold over our collective eyes to shield the evil that is flowing south.

Led by the Labatt and Molson companies imitation beer is being offered up as real beer to an unsuspecting American public. America's young beer drinkers are getting free samples of these evil concoctions on the street. Then once they are hooked the price rises significantly forcing these young Americans into committing crimes to afford these vile brews. I have personally witnessed prostitution in exchange for  Canadian beer. 

Then there is the constant invasion of Canadian born celebrities who use their incomes to fund activities in Canada like the Icelandic Festival in Manitoba or the Sign Post Forest in Watson Lake, Yukon.

Pamela Anderson, Paul Anka, Dan Aykroyd, Justin Bieber, Michael Bublé, Neve Campbell, John Candy, Jim Carrey, Tommy Chong(OMG does this mean pot smoking was imported from Canada?), Nathan Fillion(Castle is Canadian!!), Michael J. Fox, Norm MacDonald, Neil Young(now this explains a lot, lol) and a long list of others; all born in Canada. They all slipped across the border during a bad snow storm unseen by the thin line of border patrol agents assigned to our northern border.

OMG!! William Shatner!!! Space exploration will never be the same for me.

And finally this guy who is apparently is assigned the job of corrupting unsuspecting American women.

I will not even go into this crap about everything having to be in English, French and every other freaking language represented in Canada. Pick a damn official language already

The United States should immediately move as many border patrol agents as possible north to fight this invasion. Canadians will never work for cheap wages and will force Americans out of jobs. They will become naturalized citizens and start voting for all kinds of bizarre crap.

The words ay and ooooout will be used by our children.

I say STOP CANADA NOW!!! Before they erode away our Americanism. If you fail to stop them now then you better learn this phrase the next time you order a beer at your local bar.

Barman, une bouteille de bière s'il vous plaît

I bet you will not get Budweiser!!

Randy