The Day The Pixels Became Giants!!

 Do you hear that? It’s the swift, rolling paces and reverberating collisions of one of America’s most notorious and beloved sports racing into a city near you. Roller derby is back, en masse! Scores of American women are leading double lives. By day, they are librarians, financial analysts, bartenders, teachers, and even mothers; by night, their athletic alter egos assume authority with monikers such as Helen Wheels, Dirty Britches, Anna Mosity, and Assaultin’ Pepa. They lace up their skates, slide into racy racing uniforms, and adorn a full set of protective gear for a night of down-and-dirty derby. ~~~Roller Derby, The History and All-Girl Revival of the Greatest Sport on Wheels, written by Catherine Mabe

 My grandmother loved this game. In the New York City area; there was a time when it was televised and she would be in front of the TV watching every bout.  The TV was grandmothers domain when it came to Roller Derby and Wrestling; and God forbid anyone that got in her way, lol. I will feel her smile on Sunday when I put on skates and join my sisters on the track for an exhibition match.  It might be a virtual match but if it is Roller Derby; I know my grandmother is watching.

                                                 My team is Poison Ivy.

Just like those women on the First Life tracks; we have taken on new names to assume our alter egos. I am know as Italiano Martelo #77(Italian Hammer). This was my fathers handle when he was in the military. 

My Teammates:

Porter Paquot - Popa Boozes  # 08

Bonnie Woodford -BonBon Woodforall  #13
PrincessClarie Warwillow -Princess FoxyBitch  #1972
Lorraine Jupiter - Jersey Port Bomber  #4444
Trinity Claymore - Angel Bombshell  #34
Sloopy Qork - Sloopy HangOn #64
Phoenix Gerhadsen - The Torch  #84
Adele Rhiadra - Zoe Twisted #002
Shadalee Heron - Shady Shakesem #666
Cammie Larimore - CAM THIS  # CAM1
Anibrm Jung - Smooth  #11
Kristine Kristan - ROFLCAT  #44
Desirae Beaumont - T'ai Ch'i Desi  #96
Leslie Ekstein - The Cardinal  #6
ChryBlnd Scribe - Cherry Blonde
Starrfish Ohmai - Starr Spanksharder  #411
Elizabitch Taylor - Elizabitch Taylor #40
Peace Limondi - The Dirty Ground Hog  #1811
Laila Oakleaf - OohLa Laila # 111
Sheila Soulstar - Soulstar Fireball #1011
Kalie Indigo Kleene - Kalie Kleenup #1111

During the match look for  CAM THIS # CAM1 , she skates as a Jammer(the point scorer) and is fast as a $2 whore with a high dollar quota. Elizabitch Taylor #40, ROFLCAT  #44 and  Angel Bombshell  #34 will be showing no mercy to the oppossing Jammers.  Popa Boozes  # 08, The Torch  #84, Starr Spanksharder  #411 and Soulstar Fireball #1011 will be singing their way out of trouble. And for sheer cuteness, speed, versatility, style and deceptive size;  Sloopy HangOn #64 will dazzle the crowd.

 These women are fun to be around and it took just seconds to become friends. I do not know how many games we will win but I can guarantee we are going to look good doing it. Ten beautiful women on skates kicking the crap out of each other. I can see Second Life men lining up at the gates early to get a good seat.

 This is a picture  from an exhibition match. Yeppers that's me, lol. About to get my ass kicked .

There is a penalty box for the bad girls. I understand they are serving snacks in there so I do not get hungry during play, lol.

The matches take about an hour to play and are fast, exciting and fun.  I guarantee it will be an hour well spent.

Keep you calenders clear. Come and see the action this Sunday.

The Dreadnoughts    VS    RAW Delinkquintz  5pm SLT

Poison Ivy  VS    Psych0 Riot Bitches  6pm SLT

The AFTER BOUT PARTY begins!  An hour of Music from a special guest DJ!!

Meet your favourite SLRDA Derby Girl and party into the wee hours in style!!

As an extra bonus, we're excited to reveal that we'll be announcing the first fixtures for the SLRDA championship bouts LIVE at 7:00PM SLT!! Of course, if you're unable to make it, you can just jump to our website for the full line up following the event.

More information can be found at the league website,,  http://www.slrda.dogma7.co.uk/news%20feed%203.html

The Rink SLURL for Sunday is:  http://slurl.com/secondlife/Euclidia/119/89/3904

Come make your Sunday exciting and support Poison Ivy in their quest for a Championship!!!

Love ya,

Night