Farting Cows Make Barn Explode In Germany

Police stated "that high levels of the methane gas had built up within the structure in the central German town of Rasdorf on Monday thanks to animal belches and flatulence, before “a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames”.

I find this story somewhat disturbing and the implications of possible terrorist involvement worrisome.

Although cows can emit up to 500 litres of the greenhouse gas methane each every day through belching and flatulence I wonder if terrorists could find a way of harnessing cows gassy nature to evil ends.

 



So many questions come to mind. If this is not an act of terrorist bomb development; how did it really occur? Can cows light matches without opposable thumbs? Could sex be involved? Since bulls are not let into barns during milking was this a case of cow same sex friction activity brought on by the mass same sex marriages on the 2014 Grammy Awards?

There are approximately 1.5 billion cows on Earth. That translates to 1.5 billion potential terrorist bombs. Are the Russians inspecting cows in the vicinity of Sochi?

I picture terrorists, with their bovine accomplices, dressed as Russian dairy farmers attacking soft targets in Sochi. I would avoid any place that uses milk. Coffee shops and cheese stores come to mind.

While it is utterly impossible to tell a possible terrorist cow from a peace loving cow I am personally looking out for this one,

 

Cow Laden

 

The next time you small methane gas and see a cow ask yourself; "Is that her cud she is chewing or is she trying to light a fuse?". It may save your life!!

 

Randy