So There Is A Government Shutdown~~Is Anything Else Going On?

On would think that with the government shutdown going on the entire rest of the world has stopped functioning. Are all earthlings ears, eyes and minds concentrated on Washington, DC? With George Clooney, George Lopez and William Baldwin all releasing shutdown statements this week( and really who the fuck cares what these hacks have to say) Hollywood must have all the answers.

In Other News:

HMMM!! It seems that Marie Osmond has aged. Now this is important news. I thought she would look 21 forever. Bummer!!

Hobby Lobby is accused of being anti-Semitic. It seems they are boycotting Hanukkah and Passover because their owner is a Christian. So much for Christian tolerance and love.

Joel Olsteen says that God accepts gays. Well on behalf of all gays, thank you for your support you bigoted bastard.

This just in!! Rick Perry is still an asshole.

6,000 year old wine has been unearthed in Greece. See the Greeks can save when they want to. Wait they are trying to drink it. All that aging down the drain.

John Stewart is front and center on the shutdown debate. Considering the comedic condition of the press these days one more comedian reporting the news is acceptable.

With the loss of the Panda Cam, to the shutdown, a new cam featuring a masturbating bear has arisen to take its place. Oh the entertainment value.

In some good news, local DC business' are offering furloughed government workers free coffee and hamburgers. Those same establishments are charging members of congress and the senate double the usual price. Don't forget to nail Obama with the price rise next time he slips away from Michelle for a hamburger.

The shutdown has not stopped people from inventing new products. Like the Booty Pop, a butt enhancing pantie insert.

 

                                                   Yummy, lol.

Other newer inventions are the hair rings(earrings with real hair hanging from them), F-Cup cookies to enlarge breasts, a combination electric razor and vibrator for those times when shaving is just not enough and finally a women's product that will solve the problem of stopping every hour to pee on long trips;

 

Basically a feminine funnel so she can fill the empty Coke bottle just like her husband. I see knocking off 45 minutes for a 4 hour drive. It also cuts out the need to sit and pee there by saving on the toilet paper that is now used to cover the seat. Go Green!!

Randy