WTFUCKERY- I Love It

WTFUCKERY

1. When WTF just isn't good enough to describe your astonishment at the situation.

2. WTF to the power of 10.

3. Used when you want to add letters at the end of WTF to make yourself sound extra baffled.

I love the English language. it adapts to any situation and the formation of new words is as simple as whispering a word you invent in someones ear and waiting for it to be put in the dictionary.

When I saw the word WTFUCKERY today I could not help but think of the times I could have used in in my everyday dealings with other people.

WTFUCKERY moments pop up on a daily basis for us all and we look at these happenings baffled and dumbfounded when a quick and loud use of the this versatile word would have put a fine point on our opinion of the situation.

Doogy Style is a WTFUCKERY moment when mid love making is interrupted by an argument about who is responsible to change the channel. "Honey reach over and grab the remote and put on Leno! WTFUCKERY you do it!"

WTFUCKERY moments:

1. A clothing company in England tweeting about Aurora Colorado trending, the day if the shootings, because people were excited about a Kim Kardashian dress. Obviously automation does not always work.

2. President Obama, "We are doing fine!" Now there is a head up his ass moment.

3. Mitt Romney, "The aurora shooter had mostly illegal guns!" Hmmm! All his guns were bought legally.

4. ''Unfortunately she is now suffering from breast cancer, so keep her in your prayers. This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease. She is a lesbian.'' —Rep. Michele Bachmann, suggesting that gay singer Melissa Etheridge should repent after getting cancer, Nov. 2004. What is the correlation between being a lesbian and cancer? Maybe we need a million dollar grant to study that!!

5. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey

6. "It isn't pollution that is harming the environment. It's the impurities in the air and water that are doing it." Al Gore

7. "Your food stamps will me stopped March 1992  because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina.

8. "You guys, line up alphabetically by height.", - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

9. "Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.", Yogi Berra, Baseball player and manager

10. "And now the sequence of events in no particular order.", Dan Rather, television news anchor

I am asking everyone to start using the word WTFUCKERY on a daily basis. I am sure the opportunities to use it will be readily available. Lets make this word the face of the 2012 Presidential Election. Lord knows that Obama and Romney give us WTFUCKERY moments daily.

Randy