Last week Mr Steve Hornsby found 'blue jelly like balls' on his lawn after a hail storm. These 'blue balls' were extremely delicate and when touched disintegrated into a water like liquid. Mr Hornsby found about 25 of these objects while inspecting for hail damage.
I believe that the 'Organization for Global Female Control' had obtained these samples of 'blue and abused male testicles' for further research into there plan on using the 'Blue Ball Technique' to control male behavior and dominate the world.
'Blue Balls', for those of you living in caves or who have never had the pleasure of a woman, occur when a man becomes sexually excited, the arteries carrying blood to the genital area enlarge, while the veins carrying blood from the genital area are more constricted than in the non-aroused state.
This uneven blood flow causes an increase in volume of blood trapped in the genitals and contributes to the penis becoming erect and the testicles becoming engorged with blood. During this process of vasocongestion the testicles increase in size 25-50 percent.
If the male reaches orgasm and ejaculates, the arteries and veins return to their normal size, the volume of blood in the genitals is reduced and the penis and testicles return to their usual size rather quickly.
If ejaculation does not occur there may be a lingering sensation of heaviness, aching, or discomfort in the testicles due to the continued vasocongestion. This unpleasant feeling has popularly been called blue balls, perhaps because of the bluish tint that appears when blood engorges the vessels in the testicles.
Putting it in layman's terms, a woman stimulates a man to the point just shy of ejaculation and then literally 'leaves him hanging'. The pain can be excruciating and has to be relieved but to further prolong the agony; women pick this exact moment to decide to do something in public view so as to deny her male companion a chance to seek relief. Something like antiquing or visiting her mother.
In extreme cases the female will take her bluish and aching man to Victoria Secrets to window shop. Men have actually slipped into comas when entering Victoria Secrets while in the blue ball condition.
When a man in is this condition he will do anything to finally reach the point of relief. ANYTHING!!! How do you think so many men wind up eating dinner at their mother -in - laws house every Sunday.
But there is a much more diabolical plan in place here. Women are using this technique to get what they want and that includes all facets of our lives. Political decisions turn on a mans need for a hand job.
Global financial decisions are made in haste as men seek a few minutes of privacy to handle their situation.
Governments have fallen on the promise of oral sex for relief of the blue ball condition.
Men you must be prepared to battle back and protect your selves. 'Premature Ejaculation' can be your friend here. It takes the power out of her hands and puts it in yours.
Mental exercises to force the 'big head' to supersede the 'little heads' thoughts are mandatory in this battle and should be practiced daily.
Woman have become so bold that they are forcing Blue Ball Cereal down our throats.
The alternative to preparing yourself for this situation is to give in to female domination of our species and complete sublimation of your manhood.
A mans 'manhood' should swing freely and be a nice healthy color. Take this situation into your own hands and massage it into a climax that all males can be proud.
Love ya,
Randy
PS.....A few penises had to be sacrificed to gather this information. I salute them with an erect and healthy member!!
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