We are still on our Honeymoon but life is moving on back home and I thought I would take today to comment on a few things I saw going on this past week.
Headline:
~~Bieber's Sex Life May Be Investigated By Police~~A woman who claims Justin 'the weenie' Bieber fathered her baby in a backstage bathroom could be investigated for having sex with a minor because the singer was 16 at the time.
First of all; Justine 'the weenie' Bieber has a sex life? That should be the headline. This kid could not get laid if he was in a brothel waving $100 bills around. Oh Wait!! He is a teenage celebrity with more money than Fort Knox. Let me revise my statement; 'This kid could not get laid if he was in a brothel waving $1000 bills around'.
If he was a 'normal' teenager the police would have to investigate his 'right hand' to make sure it was not born a year before him. Believe me, even in these days of easy sex, most 16 year old boys are still having sex with 'Rosey Palm and her 5 Sisters'.
All in all this is good for the 'weenie'. It is a good source of publicity, he may have fathered a child will make him high on the 'Hollywood Cougar List' of teenage boys he can 'get it up' and finally, and I can not believe I am saying this, all the teenage girls now have another 'Hollywood Stud' to use as a role model when picking their prospective 'cleracil using boyfriends'.
I will be having a chat with my 17 year old daughter about all this today, lol!!
Headline~~Wedding News:
~~ Kim Kardashian ~~Pretty much just saying her name is enough to piss me off. You were all taken in and deserve what you are getting. 'Bend Over and Grab Your Annkles'; she will be riding your ass on this one all the way to her bank.
~~News From The Gay Community~~First of all I hate that statement. There should be no 'Gay Community'. There should be only 'One Community' and we all part of it.
This is my 'Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down' section!
~~A big THUMBS UP~~ To Conan O'Brien for this headline~~'Conan O'Brien Officiates Gay Wedding Of Scott Cronick And David Gorshein On Air'. Nicely done!!
~~THUMBS DOWN for this story~~Kristen Cooper, Gay University Of Texas San Antonio Student, Allegedly Assaulted, Given Concussion'. When will people learn to deal with their own pathetic lives and let others live in peace.
~~THUMBS DOWN For Rick Santorum~~Rick Santorum To Gay Marriage Advocates: 'I Can't Find An Accommodation Where There Can Be None'. This bastard is dead to me. The GOP 'Hypocrites' that attack same sex couples right to exist will jump into bed with just about anyone to get elected. If Gay men and woman had real power in the United States Rick Santorum would be on his knees somewhere earning their vote.
~~THUMBS DOWN to the Florida DMV~~Florida Lesbian Couple Calls Driver's License Change Rejection 'Humiliating'. They went for new drivers licenses and had all the documentation including a marriage licence and were recognized by the federal government through new Social Cards but were told that Florida does not recognize 'out of state same sex marriage licences' and that the couple needed a 'court order' and passports to have their new names put on their drivers license. Shame on you Florida for continuing this 'descriminatory' behavior.
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Enough ranting for the day, lol. Back to PARADISE for me.
Love ya,
Randy
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