This Is a Very Serious Blog!!~~~WTF??~~Who Said That??

It is true that this blog is a very serious undertaking and only speaks to the most inportant and and up to date issues that affect our everyday lives. That is why I have this 'earth shattering' blog post to lay before you today.

There is nothing more important to the 'male' consciousness than BOOBS!!

Men see this and they rush off to the bathroom and, aaaaaaaaa, OH Yeah,,brush their teeth, no comb their hair, well we are doing something productive in there.

Not many men  look at breasts and have this mental picture appears to them.

No matter how we see these lovely 'God provided pillows of male lust' we have produced a vocabulary of terms to describe them that seems endless. Some examples of the 'monikers' men have placed upon them are:

BOSOMS
HOOTERS
TITS
BOOBS
RACK
TATAs
KNOCKERS
THE GIRLS(which is actually feminine in origin)
JUGS
MELONS
HOGANS
CANS
HEADLIGHTS
FUN BAGS
YABBOS
GAZONGAS

It is anazing what two beautiful half globed shaped objects can conjure up in the minds of man!

That brings me to this guy!!

                                         Phillip Winikof 81 Years Old

This pervert went door to door, in Florida 2006, claiming to be a doctor and offering 'Free Breast Exams'. You heard me right!! 'Free Breast Exams'. Two women consented to the exams.

Pervy was convicted!!!!

A similar case in Idaho, involving a woman claiming to be a plastic surgeon and examining breasts in bars, is being investigated.

It is amazing how far some one will go to get their hands on a pair of breasts.

Now my most outrageous statement of this blog. Or Is It?

I want every woman to find a certain man, and in some cases a woman, and expose your 'breasts' to them before the end of the month. Allow these individuals to touch them.

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!

Get a breast examine this month and maybe save your life!! Take a friend with you and maybe save her life!!

Life is way to short to mess with 'The Big  C'!!

See I told you that this blog was very serious!!!

Love ya
Randy