OMG!! I Saw Taylor Swifts Panties~~~The World Is Coming To An End!!

What is our obsession with celebrity malfunctions? Why are we so obsessed with their wardrobe mess ups. Why do news reporters think that all this stuff is not only news worthy but lead story material.

Have we become so shallow a species that a glimpse of Taylor Swifts GRANNY PANTIES causes us to go into a news feeding frenzy; rushing to our televisions and newspapers to gobble up this tripe like we were zombies on a fresh brain.

Besides hearing about this incident, that I am sure has embarrassed Taylor tremendously; first because it happened in such a public place and second because her choice of panties, while refreshing for a 21 year old, are about as feminine as Omar The Sail Makers room size panties he made for my 400 pound Aunt Sadie; I have also heard that 'Mothers' who have taken their daughters to a Taylor Swift concerts are complaining about Taylor merchandising; especially as it pertains to the areas set up for young girls to have make up applied 'Just Like Taylor'. What a bunch of crap.

These women said that 'They were SHOCKED by these make up tables'. These are women from a generation that went to KISS concerts and were made up with 'Facial Paint' just like the band. Who wore tee shirts with 'Giant Tongues' displayed on the front. What hypocrites!!!

Our need to see and exploit everything 'Celebrity' has reached a sickening point. While many celebrities, and we all know this to be true, seek such publicity others are just exploited my a money hungry paparazzi.

I am so tired of hearing about some celebrities 'Baby Bump' or how she is rocking  her 'New Bikini' so soon after giving birth. I am tired of people incessant search for 'Celebrity Malfunctions'; contrived or otherwise these are really not news worthy.

Today a story entitled 'Kate & William Visit Riot Victims In Birmingham' was being touted at AOL.com but the 'Tag Line' used to pull viewers in was 'Kate Wears Brand New Outfit To Birmingham'. AMAZING!! They are out visiting and reassuring riot victims and what AOL thought was important as a tag line was her outfit.

Today at The Huffington Post, also an AOL affiliate, there is a story about Blake Lively's Short Shorts. There are also links to 7, SEVEN, 7, SEVEN other stories about her shorts. DID YOU GET THAT? SEVEN!!!!!

There is a story titled 'Anne Hathaway's Style Evolution ' show us clothes she wore over the past 7 years. Who The F$$K cares!!! You can find this type of story almost every day.

In truth, I do not blame AOL or any other group for this type of article. IT IS OUR APPETITE FOR SUCH BULLSHIT THAT KEEPS THESE ARTICLES FLOWING OUR WAY!!

Have our lives become so shallow, so meaningless that we allow ourselves to wallow in these cesspools of journalistic excrement?

If we stop reading this stuff; they will stop feeding this crap to us on the plastic spoons they call NEWS.

Off my soap box now and back to work.

Love ya,
Night

PS....God I can not wait for my next Paris or Lindsay paparazzi Beaver shot,,,LOL!