A Sign That We Are Winning The war On Illegal Drugs!!

I have listened to all the rhetoric about the War On Drugs for 20 years. Every time we arrest a Drug King Pin another rises in his place almost immediately. And each year the drug problem seems to get worse even after the BILLIONS of dollars and loss of life, by our brave law enforcement officers, that we have invested on trying to win it. 

But today I saw a sign that we may be winning. Three Hundred Pounds of illegal contraband was seized at a Mexican border crossing this thwarting its movement into the United States and stopping its distribution to our citizens.

                               That's right!! 385 POUNDS OF BOLOGNA!!

The headline reads:

'Bologna Bandit Busted Smuggling 385 Pounds of Lunchmeat'

Can you imagine the damage to our youth if this illegal lunch meat had hit the streets and with the price of meat in the USA now its street value would have spurred even more smuggling of this Cholesterol causing pathogen. 

'In what is reported to be the largest bust of bologna ever at the Santa Teresa, New Mexico point of entry, U.S. Customs and Border Protection seized 35 rolls of the pork product (385 pounds!!) from a Ciudad Juarez resident. That's enough for about 4,000 sandwiches.' Can you imagine! FOUR THOUSAND HITS OF THIS POTENT KILLER DISTRIBUTED TO LUNCH BOXES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY!

And this is not the first time that these Powerful Bologna King Pins have tried to cross our borders with this Death To America Product. 'This recent seizure is not actually Guinness World Record worthy, however. In November 2003, 81 rolls of Bologna (756 pounds!!) were seized in El Paso.' Again they were stopped at the border.

They have even tried to smuggle in other types of food drugs. 'Other non-traditional food seizures include 10 tons of chocolate bonbons, bushmeat and 230 pounds of snails.' Where will this madness end.

I want to congratulate the Border Patrol and Border Guards for their diligent work in beating back this menace. Mush more work needs to be done.

DAMN! Now I have this craving for a Fried Bologna Sandwich!!

Love ya,
Night