Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Snobbery Is An Art Form~~And I Am Queen Of The World!!

A SNOB is 'a person who believes himself or herself an expert or connoisseur in a given field and is condescending toward or disdainful of those who hold other opinions or have different tastes regarding this field', according to Dictionary.com.

A very nice definition but does it really define what we feel about those who practice the Art Of Snobbery? OH YEAH SNOBBERY IS A WORD!

My friend Cally might say she is Posh, and many people whom put themselves in the Posh category are snobs, but she is far from a snob. I needed to turn to my life's experience to get a grasp on snobbery and how it effects people in any given circle of friends.

When I think of someone who has wandered into my life with a snobbish attitude only one word for them comes to mind; BITCH!!



Yes kiddies the Art of Snobbery, as performed by a woman, produces a Bitch that floats among us like a turd floating on the water just prior to the big flush. We all have these people in our lives and there is no avoiding them.

“The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon” ~~J. Russell

This quote, I believe, catches the essence of a snob. There lives are so entangled in trying be above everyone else that they tend to lose site of what is actually going on around them.

I remember reading about Marie Antoinette and a statement that is attributed to her; although I am not sure she actually said it. When told about the flour shortage in France she is rumored to have said "If there is no bread; let them eat cake." Now there is a woman so enthralled with herself and her lifestyle that knowing cooking ingredients was below her.

Looking at the modern day snob, or bitch as I like to call them, landed me on the website HeartlessBitchesInternational.com.  http://www.heartless-bitches.com/heartless/collected_quotes.shtml

While not all statements at this site could be called snobbish; Bitchy definitely comes through. A fewquotes from these women will show you where their focus might be.

"Guys are obsessed with the anus. Do you think it's vagina envy?"
-- Fabulana


"There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
-- Comedian, Louis C.K.


Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so Bitchy all the time."
-- HBI Member, Devon


"You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one."
-- HBI Member, Robin


"IF I cared, I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried." -- Fabulana

God I love that website, lol. Pop over to is and give it a look. I guarantee it will bring you smiles.

OK! Back to being a snob. I actually have been called a snob . Hard to believe isn't it, hahah. But it is true when it comes to a single human demographic. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!! They drive me crazy and they deserve and will get there own day on my blog.

“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.”~~Dan Rather


That quote says it all!!


Love ya,
Night

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