To hear some people talk Darwinism must be a four letter word. The Theory of Evolution is attacked like it was something Darwin made up while vacationing in the South Pacific with an atheist youth group instead of documented scientific research done by a meticulous researcher.
I have heard people say that his research is flawed, that he is an atheist trying to discredit God and that his theory is based on junk science with little proof. Lets think about that for a second? All those criticisms come from people who would have us take a book, whose authors are obscure and mysterious in origin, as the only word in human development.
We have allowed our thoughts to be usurped by people who claim to speak for and in some cases to God Himself and we as asked to do this on faith. Not Proof! Faith!
State governments are falling prey to biblicists who are pushing creationism over all other possibilities. Schools have been banned from teaching The Theory of Evolution based on the beliefs of a few cretins who wield God as a vengeful sword at their parishioners. The ability to teach any scientific theory, no matter what the subject matter, should never be stifled.
I believe that all theories should be taught in our public schools, including Creationism. Of course then we would have the Atheists jumping about complaining.
We are falling behind the world in science and mathematics education and will continue to do so until we get all special interests out of our curriculum's and teach what is necessary to be competitive in today's world.
I look at the excesses that brought down great civilisations like Rome and Egypt and see parallels here with the United States. We have grown fat and lazy, we let others do our thinking and have become a nation that allows others to raise our children and take little interest in what they are being taught.
Last night I was in a conversation about 'it takes a village to raise a child' and truthfully it does indeed take a village but we can not abdicate our responsibilities to that village. We each have to be personally responsible for the children we bring into the world.
We need to be responsible to see that they are taught everything, without exception, so they can be functioning adults absent of government intervention and interference.
Randy
Monday, August 27, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
And The Middle Finger Goes To!
This morning I saw a graphic that read, "Sometimes I do not have enough middle fingers to go around". Today is one of those days for me so I am passing on my MIDDLE FINGER to a few deserving people.
While I feel that what Kristen Stewart did is despicable she does not deserve the entire blame. Rupert Sanders, the low life that he is, deserves just as much blame and disdain as Stewart, So to all those who blame Stewart and are giving Sanders a pass~~A Big Middle Finger To You!
Next, To the Oklahoma High School principal who refuses to give valedictorian Kaitlin Nootbaar her well earned diploma because she used the word 'hell' in her speech~~A Big Fucking Middle Finger To You! Come get my diploma you bastard.
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency for stripping Lance Armstrong of his titles and giving a life time ban to an already retired athlete--Show us the evidence or back off. At the moment your agency is showing only evidence of a vendetta~~A Big Middle Finger To You!
To the asshole who threw a sneaker onto the track damaging Danica Patrick's car during a race. A Big Hope You Are Caught And Sent To Jail Middle Finger!
Finally, and only because I am getting tired of reading about these cretins, to Todd Akin for suggesting that there is such a thing as 'legitimate rape' and staying in the senate race. This man is quite a sick individual and needs to be put out to pasture; preferably where he can experience his own rape. But of course he can not get pregnant,. A Big You Need To Go Back To Science Class Middle Finger.
I am feeling a little better, lol. Time for lunch.
Randy
While I feel that what Kristen Stewart did is despicable she does not deserve the entire blame. Rupert Sanders, the low life that he is, deserves just as much blame and disdain as Stewart, So to all those who blame Stewart and are giving Sanders a pass~~A Big Middle Finger To You!
Next, To the Oklahoma High School principal who refuses to give valedictorian Kaitlin Nootbaar her well earned diploma because she used the word 'hell' in her speech~~A Big Fucking Middle Finger To You! Come get my diploma you bastard.
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency for stripping Lance Armstrong of his titles and giving a life time ban to an already retired athlete--Show us the evidence or back off. At the moment your agency is showing only evidence of a vendetta~~A Big Middle Finger To You!
To the asshole who threw a sneaker onto the track damaging Danica Patrick's car during a race. A Big Hope You Are Caught And Sent To Jail Middle Finger!
Finally, and only because I am getting tired of reading about these cretins, to Todd Akin for suggesting that there is such a thing as 'legitimate rape' and staying in the senate race. This man is quite a sick individual and needs to be put out to pasture; preferably where he can experience his own rape. But of course he can not get pregnant,. A Big You Need To Go Back To Science Class Middle Finger.
I am feeling a little better, lol. Time for lunch.
Randy
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Patriotism And Taxes?
Can you believe that we are actually having a national conversation about who is more patriotic, those who pay what is considered their fair share of taxes or those who pay what they are supposed to pay?
Patriotism is not a dollar and cents measurement or even a quantifiable entity. The billionaire who pays 50% of their income is no more patriotic than a pauper that pays no income tax( I am specifying income tax here as everyone pays other types of taxes so I feel those taxes are a wash). A person is no less patriotic for trying to avoid paying taxes than anyone else is for paying extra. Tax avoidance is an international game that has been played since the concept of taxation was conceived.
Attaching a level of patriotism to the paying of taxes is idiotic and just another discussion that tries and side track us from our real national problems.
Patriotism is a soldier fighting to protect this country and our constitution. Patriotism is our citizens voting. Patriotism is defending, discussing and understanding the Constitution of The United States.
Patriotism is taking part in the political process to improve this country. Patriotism is obeying the laws that are meant to govern us.
Patriotism is supporting your family unit no matter what form it takes. Patriotism is protecting the rights of our citizens and assisting all Americans to achieve the American Dream. Patriotism is taking care of our less fortunate, our sick and our elderly.
The amount you pay in taxes is not a measure of your level of patriotism.
But you know what else is patriotic and this will surprise you kiddies? It is patriotic to question any circumstance that you might find unfair or unethical. That does not mean that your questioning will lead to a change or the your premise is correct.
Randy
Patriotism is not a dollar and cents measurement or even a quantifiable entity. The billionaire who pays 50% of their income is no more patriotic than a pauper that pays no income tax( I am specifying income tax here as everyone pays other types of taxes so I feel those taxes are a wash). A person is no less patriotic for trying to avoid paying taxes than anyone else is for paying extra. Tax avoidance is an international game that has been played since the concept of taxation was conceived.
Attaching a level of patriotism to the paying of taxes is idiotic and just another discussion that tries and side track us from our real national problems.
Patriotism is a soldier fighting to protect this country and our constitution. Patriotism is our citizens voting. Patriotism is defending, discussing and understanding the Constitution of The United States.
Patriotism is taking part in the political process to improve this country. Patriotism is obeying the laws that are meant to govern us.
Patriotism is supporting your family unit no matter what form it takes. Patriotism is protecting the rights of our citizens and assisting all Americans to achieve the American Dream. Patriotism is taking care of our less fortunate, our sick and our elderly.
The amount you pay in taxes is not a measure of your level of patriotism.
But you know what else is patriotic and this will surprise you kiddies? It is patriotic to question any circumstance that you might find unfair or unethical. That does not mean that your questioning will lead to a change or the your premise is correct.
Randy
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Why Republicans Will Not Win In November
"Marino has spent his adult life in policing, and one detail a good cop never overlooks is location. It doesn't do a damn bit of good to get on your radio and scream Mayday if you don't know where you are." Quote from Patricia Cornwell's novel Trace.
I read that the other day and I thought; "That's me!" Calling for help and not knowing where I am. But I am one person and insignificant in the scheme of things. My problems are a small ripple in a very big pond that is filled with ripples. All wandering in different directions with no set course or purpose.
I have come to the conclusion that my particular individual problems, while important to me, are insignificant when stacked up against those we face as a nation. The economy is tanking, unemployment is high, our national debt is staggering and we have a government that floats along with a politics as usual attitude.
So what does all that have to do with the chances of Republican victory in November?
While I consider myself a moderate/progressive or what ever the current term that applies to a person who holds beliefs in both right and left ideologies, I am a fiscal conservative. This is why I believe that conservative victory is so important but we can not get a president elected if we continue to shoot ourselves in the foot and act like the other guy is holding the gun.
Terms like 'legitimate rape', while probably not meant in the vain that it was received, is an example of giving the enemy ammunition to shoot back at us. We make it to easy.
Simple situations are made difficult by our stubbornness to 'stick to our guns' when bending a little would defuse the situation. Take for example Mitt Romney's income taxes. I am sure that he has paid taxes and so are his opponents. Releasing those taxes ends the debate but holding them back provides Liberals ammunition. It allows our liberal opponents the opportunity to plant a seed of doubt that will bloom.
The key to this election is the economy. It is as simple as that but we allow ourselves to be side tracked by stupidity we bring upon ourselves.
Of course Liberals say the same stupid things, the Presidents "You did not build that" statement a prime example, but unlike the Liberals, Conservatives do not have the media on their side. Every Conservative verbal miscue is reported 10 times of what a Liberal mistake might.
Lets clamp down on saying anything that even remotely smells of stupidity between now and election day. Let Vice President Biden make the verbal miscues. He is quite accomplished at tripping over his tongue.
Randy
I read that the other day and I thought; "That's me!" Calling for help and not knowing where I am. But I am one person and insignificant in the scheme of things. My problems are a small ripple in a very big pond that is filled with ripples. All wandering in different directions with no set course or purpose.
I have come to the conclusion that my particular individual problems, while important to me, are insignificant when stacked up against those we face as a nation. The economy is tanking, unemployment is high, our national debt is staggering and we have a government that floats along with a politics as usual attitude.
So what does all that have to do with the chances of Republican victory in November?
While I consider myself a moderate/progressive or what ever the current term that applies to a person who holds beliefs in both right and left ideologies, I am a fiscal conservative. This is why I believe that conservative victory is so important but we can not get a president elected if we continue to shoot ourselves in the foot and act like the other guy is holding the gun.
Terms like 'legitimate rape', while probably not meant in the vain that it was received, is an example of giving the enemy ammunition to shoot back at us. We make it to easy.
Simple situations are made difficult by our stubbornness to 'stick to our guns' when bending a little would defuse the situation. Take for example Mitt Romney's income taxes. I am sure that he has paid taxes and so are his opponents. Releasing those taxes ends the debate but holding them back provides Liberals ammunition. It allows our liberal opponents the opportunity to plant a seed of doubt that will bloom.
The key to this election is the economy. It is as simple as that but we allow ourselves to be side tracked by stupidity we bring upon ourselves.
Of course Liberals say the same stupid things, the Presidents "You did not build that" statement a prime example, but unlike the Liberals, Conservatives do not have the media on their side. Every Conservative verbal miscue is reported 10 times of what a Liberal mistake might.
Lets clamp down on saying anything that even remotely smells of stupidity between now and election day. Let Vice President Biden make the verbal miscues. He is quite accomplished at tripping over his tongue.
Randy
Saturday, August 18, 2012
What Could I Endorse?
In light of the new David Beckham's new H&M Underwear campaign I have been pondering how I could use my celebrity status to endorse products? Of course I can not boast Mr Beckham's physical presence; except maybe in Second Life where anything is possible.
A little eye candy for the ladies, lol.
I contacted my fantasy agent and asked her to line up, I picture my agent being a woman, some endorsement deals.
This is what she pitched me this morning.
Picture me dressed in assorted colors and being photographed with these yummy little candies. My physical resemblance to them is uncanny. I am the perfect spokes human for Gummy Bears.
I am a perfect match for this cuddly little guy. All I need is a month or two out of the sun to get real pale and poof a living Pillsbury Douhboy.
Oh Yeah!! There I am!! A little makeup on my cheeks, a white wig and that outfit I am the spitting image of the Keebler Elf.
As a matter of fact I tried this outfit out last night and had wonderful results.
Here I am being arrested after I spread my happy cookie cheer around just a little to much. I was booked as the Keebler Elf so not police record, LOL. Whew!!
Some of the other endorsement deals under consideration are;
The Michelin Man
The Quaker Oats Man
But the gig I really wanted was one that would have stretched my acting talents to their max.
Yes the part of Aunt Jemima!! But political correctness causing a pure hatred of black face these days prevented me getting this role. God I love this woman!!!!!! Besides my mother she has had the most lasting impact on my life, and pants size, of any woman I have ever met. I directly attribute her influence on my present day love of 'all you can eat pancake breakfasts'.
Have a great day Kiddies!!
Randy
A little eye candy for the ladies, lol.
I contacted my fantasy agent and asked her to line up, I picture my agent being a woman, some endorsement deals.
This is what she pitched me this morning.
Picture me dressed in assorted colors and being photographed with these yummy little candies. My physical resemblance to them is uncanny. I am the perfect spokes human for Gummy Bears.
I am a perfect match for this cuddly little guy. All I need is a month or two out of the sun to get real pale and poof a living Pillsbury Douhboy.
Oh Yeah!! There I am!! A little makeup on my cheeks, a white wig and that outfit I am the spitting image of the Keebler Elf.
As a matter of fact I tried this outfit out last night and had wonderful results.
Here I am being arrested after I spread my happy cookie cheer around just a little to much. I was booked as the Keebler Elf so not police record, LOL. Whew!!
Some of the other endorsement deals under consideration are;
The Michelin Man
The Quaker Oats Man
But the gig I really wanted was one that would have stretched my acting talents to their max.
Yes the part of Aunt Jemima!! But political correctness causing a pure hatred of black face these days prevented me getting this role. God I love this woman!!!!!! Besides my mother she has had the most lasting impact on my life, and pants size, of any woman I have ever met. I directly attribute her influence on my present day love of 'all you can eat pancake breakfasts'.
Have a great day Kiddies!!
Randy
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
It's Three In The Morning
I do not like to write when I am personally upset but there are times when writing down my thoughts calms me and makes me think a little more rationally. It is my way of chatting with myself or maybe chatting with God to help solve a problem. Solve a problem! Funny!
This would have been a bad week for me anyway as my youngest daughter leaves for college. It is very hard to give up your last child to her own life but that has to be done. The empty feeling it leaves me is not an easy one.
Over the past month or so I have come to realize how much my illness has taken out of me. Do y'all remember that song by Mathew Wilder named 'Break My Stride'? There was a time people said it was written for me because nothing could slow me down. No matter how hard times were or how bad I felt I always kept moving forward unfazed.
Well kiddies my stride has finally been broken. I feel like I am building a sand castle to close to where the waves are breaking and whenever I build one tower two waves are ready to break it down. It is frustrating.
I have written before about things that change your path or reset your course well today's bad news did not do that for me. It does not matter what the news was; lets just say that it did not reset my course but rather left me facing a precipice that I can not cross.
I am so tired of the fight. So very tired.
My problem is that it has been bred into me that I am responsible for my obligations and if I can not meet them it weighs on me. I have always been able to find a way but this time I see none beyond flatly walking away, throwing my hands in the air and saying Fuck It. Something I just can not do.
I am rambling I know. It is three o'clock in the morning and I have even been abandoned by my dogs who have found their sleep much more agreeable than watching me stare at these pages.
A whole host of people said, "Randy, swallow you pride and ask for help". They were right so I did just that; swallowed my pride and for the first time in my life I asked for help. Guess what kiddies? No help is coming. I am on my own as I have always been. Minus a little pride of course.
I truthfully do not even know what my problem is let alone how to solve it. Is it that I can not meet my obligations? Is it that swallowing my pride was a wasted act? Is it that I have finally lost faith in my life?
Is it all of the above and maybe a lot more? I just do not know anymore.
At this point this is what I can tell you. I will not say Fuck It as it is not in me to walk away. But I am in a hole that I will never climb out of and what my life is now is what it will be.
My road has finally come to a dead end. I will hang out here waiting for who knows what and will tread water for who knows how long.
My friends you have caught me on a bad day. Maybe the worst day you will ever see from me.
I am going to join my dogs in some blissful sleep. Hopefully!!
Randy
This would have been a bad week for me anyway as my youngest daughter leaves for college. It is very hard to give up your last child to her own life but that has to be done. The empty feeling it leaves me is not an easy one.
Over the past month or so I have come to realize how much my illness has taken out of me. Do y'all remember that song by Mathew Wilder named 'Break My Stride'? There was a time people said it was written for me because nothing could slow me down. No matter how hard times were or how bad I felt I always kept moving forward unfazed.
Well kiddies my stride has finally been broken. I feel like I am building a sand castle to close to where the waves are breaking and whenever I build one tower two waves are ready to break it down. It is frustrating.
I have written before about things that change your path or reset your course well today's bad news did not do that for me. It does not matter what the news was; lets just say that it did not reset my course but rather left me facing a precipice that I can not cross.
I am so tired of the fight. So very tired.
My problem is that it has been bred into me that I am responsible for my obligations and if I can not meet them it weighs on me. I have always been able to find a way but this time I see none beyond flatly walking away, throwing my hands in the air and saying Fuck It. Something I just can not do.
I am rambling I know. It is three o'clock in the morning and I have even been abandoned by my dogs who have found their sleep much more agreeable than watching me stare at these pages.
A whole host of people said, "Randy, swallow you pride and ask for help". They were right so I did just that; swallowed my pride and for the first time in my life I asked for help. Guess what kiddies? No help is coming. I am on my own as I have always been. Minus a little pride of course.
I truthfully do not even know what my problem is let alone how to solve it. Is it that I can not meet my obligations? Is it that swallowing my pride was a wasted act? Is it that I have finally lost faith in my life?
Is it all of the above and maybe a lot more? I just do not know anymore.
At this point this is what I can tell you. I will not say Fuck It as it is not in me to walk away. But I am in a hole that I will never climb out of and what my life is now is what it will be.
My road has finally come to a dead end. I will hang out here waiting for who knows what and will tread water for who knows how long.
My friends you have caught me on a bad day. Maybe the worst day you will ever see from me.
I am going to join my dogs in some blissful sleep. Hopefully!!
Randy
Monday, August 13, 2012
Dog Lovers VS Cat Lovers
I have two dogs at my house; one is a chihuahua named Klepto, short for kleptomaniac because she steals anything not nailed down and hides it under the couch. My underwear and socks seem to be her favorite targets. The other is hound dog named Brandae who is wild, big and loving. Klepto weighs about 4 pounds, Brandae weighs 75 pounds and they are as different as their weights.
I also have an uncounted number of cats that frequent the area around my house and cause little trouble beyond riling up the dogs late at night and waking me up. There is no love lost between my dogs and the cats. There is also no love lost between my dogs period. All vying for my attention and at times driving me crazy.
Dogs are described as 'man's best friend' and I think most men who own a pet choose a dog. Cats seem to be the domain of women and being furry, warm and loving(when they want to be) critters might explain why women choose cats.
Personally I believe that cats are 'alouf critters that poop in a box and sleep 23 house a day, eat 15 minutes a day, scratch the hell out of my furniture 30 minutes a day and are affectionate the last 15 minutes if they feel like it, lol.
In an article, written by Mike Singh and titled 'Can Cat Lovers Ever Love Dogs?', he describes The Dog Lover as one who loves their dog for many reasons. Dogs are playful and attentive to their owners. They love to spend their time hiding under their ownerĂ‚’s chair or chasing their tail. It just seems as if they are fun loving creatures. Sure, they bark and they can be very annoying when they want your attention even when you are busy. But, they won’t fail to greet you when you come home and you are where their loyalty lies no matter what.
Mr Singh describes The Cat Lover by stating that cats are more independent and more self centered. But, they can provide much affection to their owners nonetheless. They can be playful when they want to be. They can also be full of personality, good or bad. Cat lovers love this about their animals. Of course, they can be rather snooty to some. They are independent and they certainly won’t greet you unless it is in their best interest to do so.
I agree with Mr Singh that dogs are more trusting. This may be why they are trainable in so many different ways; both for good and bad. Cats on the other hand are trainable for a liter box but beyond that they are independent, curious and type A personalities. Frankly they scare me a bit as I have no idea what they are thinking.
Of course there will be a lot of people that disagree with my assessment. I think what kind of person you are, dog or cat lover, seems to be part of our make up and most likely caused by environmental influences rather than genetic.
One thing I do know; whether you are a cat or dog lover THEY ARE IN CHARGE! We may think we are the boss, we are doing the training or we are calling the shots. Kiddies it is we who are being trained by them.
I picture a cat and dog control tower in heaven sending training instructions to our pets and in turn our pets are keeping us in line.
I am also convinced that Klepto can read as she keeps stealing my research notes and hiding them under the couch. I could have sworn I saw a light coming from under the couch the other night. That is where I found my book reading light. HMMM!!
Randy
I also have an uncounted number of cats that frequent the area around my house and cause little trouble beyond riling up the dogs late at night and waking me up. There is no love lost between my dogs and the cats. There is also no love lost between my dogs period. All vying for my attention and at times driving me crazy.
People seem to be split between dog lovers(46%), cat lovers(12%), lovers of both equally(28%) and loves neither(15%). There is quite a difference in the number of self proclaimed dog and cat lovers. Wonders why?Dogs are described as 'man's best friend' and I think most men who own a pet choose a dog. Cats seem to be the domain of women and being furry, warm and loving(when they want to be) critters might explain why women choose cats.
Personally I believe that cats are 'alouf critters that poop in a box and sleep 23 house a day, eat 15 minutes a day, scratch the hell out of my furniture 30 minutes a day and are affectionate the last 15 minutes if they feel like it, lol.
In an article, written by Mike Singh and titled 'Can Cat Lovers Ever Love Dogs?', he describes The Dog Lover as one who loves their dog for many reasons. Dogs are playful and attentive to their owners. They love to spend their time hiding under their ownerĂ‚’s chair or chasing their tail. It just seems as if they are fun loving creatures. Sure, they bark and they can be very annoying when they want your attention even when you are busy. But, they won’t fail to greet you when you come home and you are where their loyalty lies no matter what.
Mr Singh describes The Cat Lover by stating that cats are more independent and more self centered. But, they can provide much affection to their owners nonetheless. They can be playful when they want to be. They can also be full of personality, good or bad. Cat lovers love this about their animals. Of course, they can be rather snooty to some. They are independent and they certainly won’t greet you unless it is in their best interest to do so.
I agree with Mr Singh that dogs are more trusting. This may be why they are trainable in so many different ways; both for good and bad. Cats on the other hand are trainable for a liter box but beyond that they are independent, curious and type A personalities. Frankly they scare me a bit as I have no idea what they are thinking.
Of course there will be a lot of people that disagree with my assessment. I think what kind of person you are, dog or cat lover, seems to be part of our make up and most likely caused by environmental influences rather than genetic.
One thing I do know; whether you are a cat or dog lover THEY ARE IN CHARGE! We may think we are the boss, we are doing the training or we are calling the shots. Kiddies it is we who are being trained by them.
I picture a cat and dog control tower in heaven sending training instructions to our pets and in turn our pets are keeping us in line.
I am also convinced that Klepto can read as she keeps stealing my research notes and hiding them under the couch. I could have sworn I saw a light coming from under the couch the other night. That is where I found my book reading light. HMMM!!
Randy
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